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Joseph 'Pimp Daddy' Raleigh
Uh-Oh, what better way to come to us first of all then with something in dire need of repair. When you call this CD 'State of Emergency', you really mean it! Well, whether you think its a crappy game or not, we're here to do one thing, so lets get it on!
We replaced you old crappy broken CD with a brand new shiny gold disc - thats right, its ALL gold. It may not run in your computer, but that doesnt matter, because its gold, and if you're a real pimp daddy, you love gold just as much as we do! Also on it is cool holographic stars, and writing. Finally, we used innovation by placing a 'stickman status' scheme on the CD. It'll tell you the condition of the CD, anytime of the day. Enjoy!
Star Wars Area
This man obviously loves his jedi knights and darth vader, and all of that stuff, and who wouldnt love to use the force? Its what gets us through the day thats for sure, y'all!
The scene showed to us is obviously from a tough battle, a tough battle that ended in a loss for the good guys. Well fear not, because we've turned it into a place everyone would love to be, dead or alive! First thing we did was get rid of that ol mankey floor, turned it into sure real gansta bling, its as shiny as the day is light. Wherever you are in this room, you'll be walking on sunshine, #woaoah#. Also, to get some real deco up in here, we added a couple of chandeliers. Thats enough to make anyone special special and rich! Thirdly, your game now comes complete with its very own Chao, following the battle wherever its taken, and gives you the lowdown on the players condition and the battle that took place. Obviously with the current condition of the fighters, you cant blame him for thinking this fight was a little pathetic! Also whats with the negativity on all these peeps minds? Pimps live it all positively, so we had to change all the talk into something more pimp-stylee. Darth himself even has something to say on the matter, and who wouldnt agree with him? Finally, since its a Star Wars issue, you cant blame us for being ashamed of the amount of light sabers, so we added a few battles in the background to make it really seem... better...
Saucepanman!
Its obvious this poor lad has had some troublesome, and confusing times recently, but a saucepan on the head? Well we've gotta do something about this fool, so lets make sure he does it, pimpstyle!
We grabbed some real bling gold airspray and patterned your old saucepan handle, to make it stand out from the crowd. Whether its on the hob or on the head, its gonna make you proud my son! We've also hooked you up with your own little goatee and tashe, cos ya know we've all got em, however beware when eating those beans because you may end up with a few stuck there for a couple of days, only to be hugely humiliated in public... or so i've heard. Anyways, you've now also got some real pimp daddy teeth, and a cool pair of 'pinkvision' shades. Woah, calm down here man! Finally, we added a touch of class to the picture altogether, giving you the final version, large, man. Enjoy it, you've been truely pimp'd!