The Knights of the Failed Table
By George Phillips AKA Beavis Core AKA Dr Screwupalot.
Chapter 6: The next failure of many to come.
"Knights of the failed table, attack!" yelled Mike, giving the order for his friends to kill the Queen and Mr T. "Sir Notdowell, Dr Screwupalot, you kill Lizzy! Unsuccessful Boy, you and I will kill the traitorous Mr T!"
Mike swung his sword at Mr T, who grabbed his gold chains and blocked the blow, before launching a kick and sending Matt flying backwards.
The Queen had no weapons, and could only scream and tightly close her eyes as Lee and George swung their swords at her. When she opened her eyes again, she saw the miraculously, the 2 failures had missed her.
She slapped George, and he dropped his sword as he reached for his hurting face. Liz picked up his sword and prepared herself to fight Lee. The knight of Failos brought up his sword and deflected a blow from the Queen. However, the power of her blow knocked the sword from Lee's hand.
Queen Elizabeth lifted the sword above her head, but before she could bring it down upon her foe, she felt a blade enter her back. She dropped George's sword, and turned to see Mr T, with Mike and Matt behind him.
"No, you cunt!" she gasped. "This wasn't how it's supposed to be!"
"I pity the fool that makes Mr T give her sponge baths."
The Queen fell to the floor, dead, and blood began to leak across the carpet.
"Wow, I can't believe it," Mike gasped. "We succeeded! We did it! We didn't fail!"
"Actually, fools, I did it," Mr T interrupted. "I killed the Queen. YOU failed miserably. If you hadn't screwed up so much you might have done well but you didn't. I did it. And now I'm the King of England. Get out of my country,"
"Actually, Mr T, you're wrong," George began. "We're the country invading here. We're the country at war with England. I think you'll find that makes Mike the King."
"Shut up you arse!" Mike whispered at him, harshly.
No, Mike, I won't shut up," George exclaimed. "I'm going to be loud about this. We won a war and now you, Failman, are the King of England!"
"Dude, do you know how FUCKED this country's economy is? You'll doom us all!"
At that moment, the palace guard came in, and bowed before the failure crew.
"Hail Failman I, King of England!" they yelled.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
The Knights of the Failed Table
Part 7: Hang on a minute! You just said it was the END! How can there be a chapter 7 if that's the end!?! Fuck off are you writing another chapter you slimy little shit! Fuck off, get out of here! I quit!
Goodbye!
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